Friday 20 May 2011

Well, It's Been Fun.

This will be the last post here on this illustrious blog, as I have just had some shocking and upsetting news cross my desk. I am still reeling at the news and am very surprised that it isnt being covered by the mainstream media.



The end of the world is nigh.

In fact the end of the world starts tomorrow.



The Family Radio Christian Network, in particular, this bloke

the esteemed and not at all delusional Harold Camping reckons The Rapture starts tomorrow, which means that all the people that God likes get called up to heaven. Naturally I will be skyward bound having done so much good throughout my life, and am in a constant state of repentfulness for any indiscretions I may have done.

So what else is there to say? It's been fun, and hopefully we will be sipping beer at the Heaven Hotel with the big JC and his crew soon.

And to those naysayers who say that they have heard all this doomsday BS before, in particular:
1844 when Will Miller predicted Christ would return between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1942 when the Jehovah's Witnesses said we were done for
1981 when Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981. Probably
1988 when Edgar C. Whisenaut published 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988 and 1989 when Eddie was back again when he published The Final Shout: Rapture report 1989. More predictions by this author appeared for 1992, 1995, and other years. He is didnt get it right and gave up after that.
1992 when those crazy Koreans can out with "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.
and 1994 when Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994.


I say phooey. Look at Harry. He wouldnt lie to you.


Sure Harry already had a shot at this and predicted September 6, 1994 but his calcs were out a bit, and this time he counted not only on his fingers but on his toes as well so it's a cert this time, THIS TIME FOR SURE!