Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Swine Flu Comedy Gold

Below is a transcript of a conversation shared by the three Sanctum members regarding the swine flu. Sit down, buckle up and ready yourself for COMEDIC GENIUS!!!!

Crack: I thought I had contracted swine flu so I called the hotline, but I couldn't hear anything because there was too much CRACKLING on the line! Boom tish!

I thought I had swine flu but I'm OK now that I used a little OINKment. BAHAHAHAHAA!!
The Centre for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, coughing, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud and a break out of RASHERS.

That's all I've got. Honest.

OK, OK, one more...My doctor just called me and told me to get to the hospital and get checked out for swine flu. He said he knows I have never been to Mexico but he does know that I have been with some real pigs in my time.

Maca: You are HOGging all of the good jokes Crack
Chov: No need to go off like a PORK CHOP, though.

Maca: With so many pig jokes can we start to call him Crack-ling?
Chov: Nah, that is SNOUT good enough. Something with more STYle. Something less BOARing

As I said....GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!