Drugs are bad, mkay?
Wow, a real scoop in the papers today:
"Charlie Sheen has admitted he used steroids to prepare him for the role of baseball pitcher Ricky Wild Thing Vaughn in the 1989 comedy Major League."
You could devote pages and pages to the type of crazy Charlie Sheen peddles, and frankly, I like it. The world needs his type of sex and drugs and rock n roll craziness, with his porn star girlfriends, buckets of pharmaceuticals and endless cash, and doing it all without a care in the world.
But to report he did steroids? I would be disappointed if he didn't give them a try as well. If they want a truly amazing headline why didn't they report "Charlie Sheen has admitted to not trying Guatemalan chilli peyote in an interview today. 'You keep away from that stuff, that will kill you!"