We are Three Wise Men, offering you our opinions on Life, the Universe and Everything, because we are right and you are wrong.
We are the ultimate examples in the long and winding road that is human evolution.
Toddles leaving the fan day, having quickly necked two schooners as a show to fans of his returning form.
I don't care what anyone else thinks but I for one am glad Toddles is back on the cans. It means that the world is the way it is supposed to be.
God has smote us in recent times with fires, floods and earthquakes. Expect to see an end to these as God smiles upon the earth knowing that we are back on track, and not holding Toddles back from what God put him on earth to do -- getting rat arsed drunk, canning on like a mongrel, making a fool of himself and ruining everyones expectations of what they think he should be.
And I would like to think we three wise men had something to do with it, as it is well noted that the members of this forum were always against a tee totalling Toddles. I think, through some quirk of nature, that our encouragement lit a spark in the mind of Toddles, that had him heading off to the bottle shop in search of a slab, a few rumbos or a cheap bottle of port. Or maybe all three at once. Remember it is Toddles we are talking about, I wouldn't put it past him.
More power to you Toddles, it's good to see you back!
And by the way, mines a VB, and get one for yourself.