Thursday 9 April 2009

Things Crack Would Like To See: Number 2


People who would prefer to drive below the speed limit move to the left hand lane, or alternatively, not drive at all. Buses are slow, get on one of them. That's why they are on the road, so slow pokes don't clog up the public thoroughfares with their annoying driving habits.
Anyone who is caught driving 10 kilometers per hour below the posted speed limit should have their car confiscated and sold for scrap. The money will be used to fund the public transport system so dopes who drive slowly or have trouble with the concept of driving keep out of my way.
Oh and if you cannot park the car you own you will not be allowed to drive the car you own and your motor will be scrapped. On the bus with you too!!!!