That's why we've decided to hold a competition for our ones of readers!
There might even be a prize (if we can be bothered, which isn't likely, but don't let that put you off).
Can you spot TEN DIFFERENCES between picture A and picture B below?
Picture A - A Mitsubishi Triton (His Royal Highness King Cracka may have broken his pinky whilst hurling a Triton and killing a man with it recently)
Picture B - A trident, King Neptune's weapon of choice, and a remarkably good Scrabble score if King Cracka has the letters to spell it out.
Call our competition phone-in line 1800 CRACKSMART with your entries!!