Over at http://www.dbcde.gov.au/ somewhere, the Federal Finance Minister Lindsay "My "Any" Key Is Missing" Tanner has started a "blog".
Mostly because he saw this one and realised how cool the Golden Trio are.
F*cken bandwagon jumper.
But Lindsay "It's NOT a girl's name, dammit!" Tanner and the Gummint want to hear precisely what internet users think of the Gummint's imbecile-ideas for the "Digital Revolution".
But only between 8.30am and 4.30pm, weekdays. Lindsay must think the "internet" (that thing the crazy cool kids these days talk about)(whatever it actually is), is closed the rest of the time.
So here is The Chov to give you the correct answers in 30 seconds, saving you time which you can put toward P2P sharing of new release DVDs instead. Before the Gummint f*cks it up.
* Q: What do you think of the Gummint's mandatory internet filtering proposal?
A: F*cking cortex-snappingly stupid. A f*cking chimpanzee with syphilis would say "that's a f*cking stupid idea". George W. Bush, who never met a stupid idea he didn't like, just did. While part of me is intrigued as to whether the Golden Trio's magnificent blog would make the secret blacklist, this moronic idea would not only slow down, if not eliminate, our pornography downloads from East Germany, it wouldn't speed up our illegal music downloading one megabyte as a result. So f*ck that.
* Q: What do you think of the Gummint's planned national broadband network?
A: F*cking useless pipe-dream. What's the f*cking point, when all you're going to do is SLOW IT DOWN with your stupid mandatory internet filter, you morons? It's like buying a Ferrari, then putting a 25km/h speed limiter on it. And painting it brown.
* Q: What do you think of everything else the Gummint is trying to do with the internet that the crazy cool kids are all talking about these days?
A: Who f*cken cares. Your first idea was so gigantically stupid it reduced my IQ by 5 points just by reading it. If any of the other ideas are even in the same ballpark, the internet will be an abacus and some numbered blocks within 2 months.
* Q: What can Australia do to participate fully in the "Digital Economy", besides showing You Tube clips of Wayne Swan reading "Economics for Deadshits" in his office, LIVE STREAMING(!)? A: F*ck you idiots off and put the Golden Trio in charge.
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