Run To The Hills!! It's a Sure Sign of Global Warm......Oh, Winter Must Be Coming

Al Gore has disconnected his phone and Penny Wong is denying everything she has EVER SAID as Melbourne set new records for cold weather this week. Melbourne had its coldest April morning -- 2.9C -- in over 50 years, while a number of suburbs had temperatures of between 0C and 2C. Mt Hotham had the morning’s lowest temperature of 4.4C – a day after the mountain recorded the lowest ever April minimum temperature of -8.2C. Melbourne set another record yesterday when it recorded four days in a row below 15C for the first time since 1949, signalling calls of a new ice age being upon us, rather than global warming.

"Sometimes when the temperatures go up and start melting everything and dooming us it is also a sign that the world may be heading for an Ice Age where thousands will freeze to death in their beds while they sleep" Penny Wong said at a press conference today.

Al Gore is said to be none too concerned with the coming ice age as he will simply resort to burning some of the millions of dollars he has made through perpetrating the global warming scare.

According to the weather bureau the cold conditions were the result of a low pressure system, and amazingly something called winter. The Rudd Gu'mment is forming a task force to investigate the impending colder weather and it's potential for more ridiculous and unfounded taxation policies based on nothing but a far from thoroughly researched theory.